1.Soft answers turns away wrath. Proverbs 15:1
2.If you're living your life like there is no God, you'd better be right!
3.Don't leave home without Him!
4.My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
5.The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead.
6.God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
7.Are the rules you live by God commands or man created?
8."Read The Bible.....It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!"
9.Say YES to Jesus and saying NO to drugs will be easy.
10.Every time the devil reminds you of your past.....remind him of his future!!!
11.If someone really has you "burned up" remember God has experience with
furnaces
12.When someone gets you hot and bothered just turn on your "prayer conditioner".
13.Got somebody who's always getting your "goat"? Talk to the Shepherd.
14.A holy person serves God passionately.
15.Holiness is a sign of true repentance.
16."Jesus Is!"
17.Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday you rise to go to Church.
18."Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!"
19."If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
20."In the dark? Follow the Son".
21.When God threw our sins in the sea of forgetfulness, He posted a 'No fishing sign'.
22.The closest distance between a problem and it's solution is the distance
between your knees and the floor.
23.Jesus is right for whatever is wrong in your life.
24.Got Jesus?
25.The Bible-- God's Thomas guide.
26.If you're not ready to forgive--, you're not ready.
27.Jesus came to save-- not condemn.
28.Put Christ first in your life!
29.Faithfulness is God's requirement... fruitfulness is His reward...
30.Keep looking up... God is looking down...
31.When Jesus is all we have, we realize Jesus is all we need.
32."Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-- come hear one!"
33.God so loved the world that HE did not send a committee.
34."Come in and pray today--- beat the Christmas rush!
35.When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.
36.Sign broken, message inside this Sunday.
37."Fight truth decay-- study your bible daily."
38.Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.
39.Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world.
40."Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."
41.Either He's Lord of all-- or not Lord at all--!
42.Trust says Jesus can! Faith says Jesus will!
43.If you want your neighbor to see what Christ can do for him, let him see what Christ did for you.
44.Y2K= Yield to the King.
45.Its not what you know that counts-- its Who you know.
46.God promised a safe landing, not smooth sailing.
47.Get Right or get Left!
48.A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
49.Jesus did not drop out of school-- He was suspended.
50.Breathe in God's spirit-- exhale God's love.
51.If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy.
52.If you don't remember Him all day-- don't ask him to remember you at night.
53.Perseverance is an indication of faith.
54.Jesus is my ROCK 'N I'm on His ROLL.
55.Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
56.If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
57.This is a Ch--ch. What is missing? ------->(UR)
58.People are like tea bags-- you have to put em in hot water before you know how strong they are.
59.Try our Sundays. They're better then Baskins-Robbins.
60.Sin has no minimum wage.
61.Want to avoid burning? Use 'Son' block.
62.Life is short-- pray hard!
63.I pray only on days that end in 'y' !
64.Believe in the power of prayer!
65.Soular powered by the Son
66.Beware of the high cost of low living!
67.Who lit the fuse for the 'Big Bang'?

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